5 ways AI made your life worse

This is a satirical article. Don't take it too seriously.

Look, when they told us AI was coming, we imagined something better. Not utopia exactly, but at least... easier. Fewer meetings. Less grunt work. Maybe time to see sunlight, maybe even touch grass. But instead? It’s the same bleak dystopia, just now with predictive analytics and chatbots that want your job. Welcome to the future. You still have to write reports. You still have to go to all-hands meetings. And now you get to compete with a soulless autocomplete engine that never sleeps and doesn’t need dental.

Five ways AI has somehow made our already unbearable lives even worse

You got replaced by a calculator with a personality disorder

Remember when you used to feel vaguely useful at work? You weren’t changing the world, but you had a function. Now, AI tools have learned to generate designs, write code, debug code, write copy, and make slide decks. They're not great at it, but they're "good enough" for the execs who don’t care if it's a flaming mess under the surface as long as it’s cheaper.
You trained for this. You worked overtime. You read industry blogs. And now your job is getting done by a machine that hallucinates facts and thinks Helvetica is a personality.

The worst part? You’re still here. You haven’t been laid off yet, (well, maybe you have, but still, play along). You're just watching your role get sliced up into neat little algorithmic pieces. Slowly. Publicly. Every week someone posts a "productivity tip" that’s just a fancy way to automate you out of relevance.

AI made management think they’re geniuses

Executives love AI. It’s like cocaine for people who can’t write an email without assistance. They see it as a miracle tool that justifies cutting budgets, “reorganizing” teams, and announcing yet another “strategic shift” that translates to "fewer humans, more buzzwords."

They read one article in Harvard Business Review and suddenly they’re experts. They start using terms like “synergistic prompt pipelines” in meetings. They replace your department with a tool they don’t understand, then blame you when it doesn’t work.

AI didn’t make your boss smarter. It made your boss dangerous. He’s a Mockroach with an Uzi and an itchy trigger finger.

You’re now competing against the entire planet AND also against robots (wtf)

Used to be, your competition was Steve from down the hall and that one guy on LinkedIn who wouldn’t shut up about "shipping fast." Now it’s Steve, plus 500,000 underpaid freelancers who just got access to ChatGPT, plus every CEO's favorite AI stack, plus a team in some other time zone who can do your job for less and twice as fast thanks to 24/7 AI assistance.

And guess what? Your company’s solution isn’t to raise your pay or reduce your hours. It's to slap a prompt into a tool and see what comes out.

Because your job isn’t to create value anymore. It’s to make sure the AI didn’t hallucinate something so insane that it causes legal action. You’re now an overpaid safety net for the algorithm. A content janitor. A bug babysitter.

AI didn't reduce the workload

They told us AI would eliminate the boring stuff. “You’ll get to be more creative!” they said. “You’ll have time to focus on strategy!”
Lies. What actually happened is this: you now have more work. You’re expected to generate five times as many outputs because “AI helps.” You’re expected to work faster because “AI speeds up the process.” You’re expected to produce higher quality because “AI caught some issues.”

You’re not liberated. You’re drowning in tasks that used to be shared across a team, except now you don’t have a team anymore. You're "AI-augmented," which is corporate for “you now do the job of three people, but we won’t give you a raise.”

You still have to pretend that you're excited about AI

This is the worst part. The gaslighting.

Everyone on LinkedIn is clapping like seals. "AI is a gift!" "Just embrace it!" "Those who resist will be left behind!" Meanwhile, you’re watching your coworkers disappear in quarterly layoffs, and your workload doubles. But you're not allowed to say it sucks. You have to “lean in.” You have to “explore AI workflows.” You have to smile while your job becomes a circus of half-baked automation tools duct-taped together with Zapier.

You can't even complain in the break room anymore because AI probably monitors your Slack now. The coffee machine might be listening. Shit, you know that Google and Amazon are listening.

We Got Played

AI wasn’t our savior. It was a Trojan horse driven by shareholder desperation and tech-bro ego. They promised liberation. What we got was an acceleration of everything that already sucked about working—just faster, dumber, and with fewer people to share the suffering.

So here we are. Still overworked. Still underpaid. And now, gradually being erased by a robot that learned English from Reddit and thinks plagiarizing itself is innovation.

If that’s the future of work, maybe the machines should take over. At least then we’ll finally get a break.