
$28.00
The office is burning. Society is crumbling. But hey — your coffee’s still hot and your AI graphic tee is, too.
You’ve hit Inbox Zero but spiritually flatlined. The economy’s doing whatever that noise was. Management scheduled another morale workshop. And outside? Civilization is melting faster than your last shred of hope.
But sure. Everything is fine. AI is just fine.
This shirt is for the ones still showing up — physically, if not mentally — while the whole system collapses in slow motion. Sip your coffee. Stare into the middle distance. Pretend the fire is just “a little ambiance.”
This graphic tee is all dark humor, soft fabric, and muted panic.
Printed on premium cotton for maximum comfort during late-stage capitalism.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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