I'm new here what's your excuse t-shirt

The funny work shirt for new employees

Day one, and already disappointed.

You just got here and everything’s already broken — the codebase, the culture, the coffee machine. But you’re not the problem. You’re the fresh set of eyes staring in horror at whatever “process” they’ve duct-taped together.

This funny work shirt is for the new hire who walked into chaos and realized: it wasn’t you, it was always like this.

Passive-aggressive onboarding attire.

About this work shirt

Printed on soft, high-quality cotton. Unlike your coworkers, it doesn’t pretend to know what it’s doing. It’s just a funny work shirt. Deal with it.

• This funny work shirt comes in the colors heather prism ice blue, silver, vintage white, heather ice blue, and citron
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping