
$40.00
Where dreams go to die... and tickets go to QA.
Remember joy? Neither do we. This funny work tee is for every tech worker who once loved coding, collaboration, and life itself—before the endless backlogs, sprint grooming sessions, and passive-aggressive comment threads took it all away.
Printed in bold, weary font on a soft, comfy work shirt, this is your battle-worn badge of honor. Perfect for standups, therapy, or just silently screaming into your second monitor.
Wear it with pride. Or despair. Both work.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
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