The Mockroach | Project Management Tee

A Project Management Tee for your Boss

He survives. Your career doesn’t. You can wear this project management tee without your boss knowing what it really means.

Meet The Mockroach — shirt, tie, empty Git commits, and a LinkedIn bio full of buzzwords he doesn’t understand. He scurries through standups, dodges accountability, and somehow gets promoted for “leadership” while breaking everything in sight.

A symbol of every incompetent boss, every clueless manager, every bad developer who talks more than they ship. You know the one. He’ll outlast the layoffs. He’ll “own the vision.” And he’ll absolutely tank the company — one unread PR at a time.

Disrespectfully dedicated to frauds in middle management

This graphic tee is printed on premium cotton. Resilient, like him — but way more self-aware. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping