My salary is hush money t-shirt

Sarcastic t shirts are the best

I saw things, and I stayed anyway.

You don’t speak up in meetings. You don’t ask questions. You don’t care about “culture.” You’re here for one reason: to collect that check and keep your mouth shut about the chaos, the incompetence, and the ethical nightmares in the break room (and to wear funny graphic tees).

"My Salary Is Hush Money" is for the corporate survivors — the ones who’ve seen the Slack threads, endured the all-hands gaslighting, and still smiled through performance reviews.

About this funny tee

Dark truth. Soft fabric. Total compliance. NDA not included — but heavily implied.

• This sarcastic t-shirt comes in heather prism ice blue, silver, vintage white, heather ice blue, and citron

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US