Exciting perks T-shirt

Sarcastic tee ftw

Brace yourself for the bare minimum.

Five-day work week? Weekends off? A chair to sit on? Welcome to the EXCITING PERKS package — carefully designed to make you feel special for receiving things that should’ve been standard in 1994.

This sarcastic t-shirt celebrates the modern workplace’s favorite game: dressing up human decency as a benefit. No, Sandra, “flexible hours” doesn’t mean anything when we’re still expected to be online 24/7. No, especially not on my birthday.

For anyone who’s ever read a job listing and laughed out loud, this funny graphic tee is for you.

T-shirt basics

Printed on premium cotton. No dental. No stock options. Just vibes and sarcasm.

• Comes in the colors vintage white, ash, heather mint, soft pink, natural, and heather ice blue
• Great funny happy birthday t-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping