Technology Slave

You don’t work with technology; you work for it. This collection is for the burned-out souls shackled to sprint cycles, Jira boards, and Slack pings at 11:47 PM. Perfect for those who dream in error messages and haven’t touched grass since the last data center outage.

Wear your digital servitude with pride, irony, and just a hint of despair. Because the cloud owns you now.