We're remote because of your attitude

Turns out, the office was the red flag.

Let’s not pretend it was productivity. The "We're Remote Because of Your Attitude" tee is for every team that realized the real toxic presence wasn't in the office kitchen — it was in the corner office. Made with ultra-soft cotton for peak comfort while dodging micromanagement and passive-aggressive Slack messages. It’s not just a work-from-home win. It’s a boundary, in shirt form.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia