The Development Process t-shirt

Developers need a developer t-shirt that speaks their language

Code sober. Push drunk. Debug hungover. Release out of spite.

This isn’t best practice — it’s survival. "The Development Process" is what happens when deadlines are fake, specs are lies, and you're 87 tickets deep into a system no one understands (including the person who built it).

You didn’t ask for this job. You inherited it like a cursed sword. And now you're just trying to make it through one more sprint without flipping a table or rewriting everything in Rust.

For the devs running on caffeine, chaos, and contempt, we've got the perfect funny t-shirt.

About this funny graphic tee

Printed on premium cotton. No tests were written in the making of this funny tech shirt.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping