HR is not your friend

Smile for the exit interview.

This shirt is for anyone who's learned the hard way that "We're here to support you" usually means "We're here to protect the company." It’s not personal — it’s policy.

Made from soft, breathable cotton to keep you comfortable while being subtly reminded that every “casual check-in” is actually a deposition prep. Perfect for onboarding, offboarding, or just silently surviving middle management.

Wear it to your next "confidential" conversation. Watch the room get real quiet.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping