
$28.00
Women in research know that the real dream isn’t diamonds — it’s grants. That's why they love this graphic tee.
Cyndi said it first, but we’re setting the record straight. Lab coats over limos, published papers over party invites, and fully-funded projects over everything. Whether you're grinding through academia, battling for tenure, or just trying to get your damn proposal approved — this graphic tee says what every brilliant woman in research already knows: science takes money and guts.
Perfect for the lab, the lecture hall, or passive-aggressively sipping coffee in a faculty meeting.
This graphic tee is smart, subversive, and soft as hell.
Printed on premium cotton for maximum comfort during minimum-wage breakthroughs.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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