Escape

The universal signal of the terminally employed. Our "Escape" tee features the one key you frantically press when your soul leaves your body during the fourth consecutive meeting that could've been an email.

Perfect for those moments when you're trapped in an endless loop of pointless revisions, micromanagement nightmares, or explaining the same concept to the same person for the fifth time this week. This shirt doesn't just display a keyboard button – it's a silent scream in cotton form.

Wear it to passive-aggressively hint at your mental state during team-building exercises, or while nodding thoughtfully as someone explains their revolutionary idea that you already suggested three months ago. Because sometimes the only escape is the one you wear on your chest while fantasizing about your resignation letter.

Minimal design, maximum existential crisis. Press to exit corporate reality.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.