
$30.00
A dream. A fantasy. A roadmap we can all believe in.
This funny work shirt is for the realists—the ones who know that sometimes the biggest blockers aren’t in the codebase. They’re in the org chart. Bold, simple, and quietly rebellious, it's perfect for anyone who’s ever stared into a sea of meetings, KPIs, and empty buzzwords... and thought: there has to be a better way.
Soft, breathable fabric. Sharp, unspoken energy. A perfect funny work t-shirt.
Perfect for standups, 1:1s, and quiet acts of professional defiance.
Because not every system failure starts with bad code.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
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