
$28.00
Standups, retros, sprints... breakdowns. The "Agile (You Must Mean Fragile)" tee is for everyone who’s lived through the rituals and still came out broken. Crafted from soft, burnout-resistant cotton, it’s perfect for surviving another pivot, another scope change, or just quietly losing it in a JIRA comment thread. Because let’s be real — it’s not a methodology, it’s a slow unraveling
Move fast. Break spirits.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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