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T-shirts for Academia

You tried to make the world a better place, but in the end you, like so many before you, crashed up against the reality of low wages, disengaged students, and exhausted peers. You deserved better.

T-shirts for Designers

After all, you're not just a designer – you're a mind-reader, therapist, and miracle worker who somehow turns "I don't know what I want, but I'll know it when I see it" into actual deliverables.

Wear your misery with pride.

T-shirts for Developers

For the keyboard warriors, bug squashers, and caffeine-fueled code poets who wonder daily if this is really what they went into tech for. This collection is a cry for help disguised as fashion — perfect for standups, breakdowns, and silently screaming into your monitor. Whether you're rage-pushing to prod or pretending to listen during a 2-hour grooming session, we've got the gear to help you look dead inside, but stylish.

T-shirts for Project Managers

Our Project Manager Collection is tailor-made for those whose calendar is a battlefield and whose inbox is a war zone. Perfect for when you're caught between executives who want it "yesterday" and developers who swear it'll be done "soon."

Wear your misery with pride. After all, you're being held responsible for everyone else's deadlines.

T-shirts for Restaurant Staff

A collection for the real MVPs of the service industry — sharp, sarcastic, and brutally honest. Made for long shifts, fake smiles, and unforgettable (or intentionally forgotten) customers.

T-shirts for Technology Slaves

You don’t work with technology; you work for it. This collection is for the burned-out souls shackled to sprint cycles, Jira boards, and Slack pings at 11:47 PM. Perfect for those who dream in error messages and haven’t touched grass since the last data center outage.

Wear your digital servitude with pride, irony, and just a hint of despair. Because the cloud owns you now.