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For the keyboard warriors, bug squashers, and caffeine-fueled code poets who wonder daily if this is really what they went into tech for. This collection is a cry for help disguised as fashion — perfect for standups, breakdowns, and silently screaming into your monitor. Whether you're rage-pushing to prod or pretending to listen during a 2-hour grooming session, we've got the gear to help you look dead inside, but stylish.