Microservices, macro regrets
Microservices, macro regrets
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The painful truth in breathable cotton. Our "Microservices, Macro Regrets" tee perfectly captures that special moment when your elegant architecture diagram meets the chaotic reality of production.
Ideal for those late nights debugging why 17 different services suddenly can't communicate because someone updated a single dependency. Wear it while explaining to management why what used to be a simple feature now requires coordinating across eight teams and five different repositories.
Perfect for the developer who's spent more time writing service discovery configuration than actual business logic, or the architect who now realizes that distributed systems mean distributed problems. A silent tribute to all those who've experienced the joy of troubleshooting latency issues across a system with more moving parts than a Swiss watch factory.
The ultimate conversation starter at tech meetups, where you'll find knowing nods from fellow engineers still maintaining that "two-week migration project" that began three years ago. Because nothing says "technical debt" quite like breaking your monolith into a thousand pieces and watching your on-call rotations transform into existential nightmares.
Wear your technological regrets proudly. After all, hindsight has excellent scalability.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Ideal for those late nights debugging why 17 different services suddenly can't communicate because someone updated a single dependency. Wear it while explaining to management why what used to be a simple feature now requires coordinating across eight teams and five different repositories.
Perfect for the developer who's spent more time writing service discovery configuration than actual business logic, or the architect who now realizes that distributed systems mean distributed problems. A silent tribute to all those who've experienced the joy of troubleshooting latency issues across a system with more moving parts than a Swiss watch factory.
The ultimate conversation starter at tech meetups, where you'll find knowing nods from fellow engineers still maintaining that "two-week migration project" that began three years ago. Because nothing says "technical debt" quite like breaking your monolith into a thousand pieces and watching your on-call rotations transform into existential nightmares.
Wear your technological regrets proudly. After all, hindsight has excellent scalability.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
