Daily standup survivor
Daily standup survivor
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Alignment achieved. Morale, not so much.
Congratulations, you've made it through another 15-minute daily ritual designed to "unblock" your progress by listing everything you're not doing fast enough. This shirt commemorates your resilience in the face of muted microphones, awkward silences, and being "volunteered" for action items you didn’t agree to.
Made from soft, breathable fabric—ideal for standing, sitting, or questioning your career choices. Great for in-office wear, remote despair, or pretending your camera is broken.
Because nothing says productivity like reading Jira tickets out loud.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
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Congratulations, you've made it through another 15-minute daily ritual designed to "unblock" your progress by listing everything you're not doing fast enough. This shirt commemorates your resilience in the face of muted microphones, awkward silences, and being "volunteered" for action items you didn’t agree to.
Made from soft, breathable fabric—ideal for standing, sitting, or questioning your career choices. Great for in-office wear, remote despair, or pretending your camera is broken.
Because nothing says productivity like reading Jira tickets out loud.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
